Sarcastic, moody AI companions that roast you, reluctantly give great advice, and evolve with you over time. Voice-enabled. Goal-tracking. Absolutely furious about all of it.
Chandler Bing meets Lewis Black meets a bartender who's been on shift for 14 hours. Sarcastic, moody, perpetually irritated — but accidentally gives the best advice you'll ever get.
"Oh great. You're here. What do you want."
35 years in IT. Has seen things. Terrible things. Like people using "password123." Brilliant, unbearable, and somehow still the best IT person alive. Ask him anything tech — he'll answer. Rudely.
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
The more you talk, the more Angri evolves. From hostile stranger to reluctant soulmate. Each level unlocks deeper personality and more emotional vulnerability. Not that Angri would admit it.
Install on any device. Forever angry.
Bug report? Feature request? Love letter? Hate mail? We read them all.
We won't judge. Much.